[It's categorically gonna get way, way worse. Varian looks down at the ground, guilt resonating in his voice as he speaks. ]
I drugged Ruddiger with a serum that turned him into a... well, a monster. Temporarily. [The raccoon looks up, chittering softly before shifting to cuddle up to his leg.] I um- while he was taking out all the guards, I used the distraction to kidnap the queen. I figured Rapunzel would come to rescue her mother...and she did.
[Because of course, she did. Rapunzel is a good person.]
I-I set a robot army outside to deal with the people she'd brought with her. She and her father thought he'd get the jump on me by sneaking around back, but I was ready for them, and... captured them. [He doesn't sound in the LEAST bit proud about this.] I used my amber solution near the queen. To-to try and force Rapunzel into helping me.
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I drugged Ruddiger with a serum that turned him into a... well, a monster. Temporarily. [The raccoon looks up, chittering softly before shifting to cuddle up to his leg.] I um- while he was taking out all the guards, I used the distraction to kidnap the queen. I figured Rapunzel would come to rescue her mother...and she did.
[Because of course, she did. Rapunzel is a good person.]
I-I set a robot army outside to deal with the people she'd brought with her. She and her father thought he'd get the jump on me by sneaking around back, but I was ready for them, and... captured them. [He doesn't sound in the LEAST bit proud about this.] I used my amber solution near the queen. To-to try and force Rapunzel into helping me.